20 hilariously cute costumes that’ll have you fighting baby fever

As a parent, it’s your job to take every opportunity possible to humiliate your kid–and Halloween is no exception. In fact, what could be more embarrassing than parading them around in one of the most ridiculous infant costumes? Unless you’re willing to put in some serious effort, there’s little that trumps seeing babies dressed up as their parents’ wildest ideas. What may seem like a living nightmare for them becomes comedy gold for you–and who knows, it just might make up for all those sleepless nights.

Best infant Halloween costumes you can buy online

1) Do you even lift, bro?

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Price: $20.85+ 

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2) Houston, we have a…baby

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Price: $48.65

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3) Made with the insatiable in mind

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Price: $26.99 (regularly $29.05) 

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4) Perfect for your little knight in shining armor!

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Price: $14.47 

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5) Cute enough to just eat up!

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6) Squirt? Is that you?!

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7) Get ready to yell “Elvis has left the building!” every time you leave a room

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8) Patience you must have, my young padawan

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Price: $11.99

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9) I want to suck your….boobs?

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Price: $31.95+ 

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10) This sh*t is bananas, b-a-n-a-n-a-s!

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Price: $21.99+

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11) Football fans really scored with this baby costume

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12) Of all the sheep I’ve counted, this is the cutest!

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13) Who doesn’t love Mr. Potato Head?!

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Price: $9.62 (regularly $17) 

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14) 🎶Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo  🎶

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Price: $16.95+ 

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15) And this little piggy went trick or treating!

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16) How sweet!

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18) MAH BOI!

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19) Stay away from walls, kid

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Price: $39.41+ 

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20) Forget the Monster Mash, we’re doin’ the nap dance!

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Price: $19.65+

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Marisa Losciale

Marisa Losciale

Marisa Losciale specializes in NSFW culture, audio gear, and photography. A former editorial and photo director for Spoon University at SUNY New Paltz, her work has been featured in the Rockwell Center for American Visual Studies, Post-Trash, the New Paltz Oracle, and the Legislative Gazette.