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Who thought of these?

Candles are so awesome because regardless of the temperature, they’re in season. The only problem is the more you burn them, the more you’re forced to replace the candles. But maybe that’s not such a bad thing. After all, with the thousands of candle scents out there, aren’t you at least a little bit curious to try as many as you can?

Each season there seem to be new scents and each year they seem to get just a little bit more ridiculous. If you’re in the market for some new candles and want to try something a little out of the ordinary, sit tight, we’ve got you covered.

1) You could always use more beer on tap.

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Price on Amazon: $23.51

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2) What’s not sickening about this is the fact that 50 percent of proceeds go to animal shelters.

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Price on Amazon: $19.95

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3) Wax cheesecake candle. Sure, why not?

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Price on Amazon: $16.02

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4) Because choking on the smoke in your backyard isn’t enough.

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Price on Amazon: $13.99+

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5) Very topical, believe me.

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Price on Amazon: $19.95

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6) If you’re trying to cover up the fact that you still haven’t quit smoking, this one is for you.

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Price on Amazon: $20.21

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7) Yep, that smells about right.

Price on Amazon: $23.95

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8) Trick or treat?

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Price on Amazon: $19.95

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9) Who doesn’t like pickles?

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Price on Amazon: $22.99

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10) Just like Thanksgiving at home.

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Price on Amazon: $19.95

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