13 ‘Friday the 13th’ goodies that will help you properly prepare for this Friday

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You still might be doomed, TBH.

It’s here. Well, almost anyway. October is already a spooky month and this year has been pretty scary, but on top of it all, we get a Friday the 13th. Eeep.

Whether you’ve seen the Jason Voorhees series or not, you know what Friday the 13th entails. And you should be preparing for it properly. That means no swimming, no drinking, no smoking, no sex, basically no fun. Except for movies. You can binge watch the entire Friday the 13th series through Amazon for close to nothing if you’re a Prime member (thanks to the included STARZ subscription)!

Just like all Amazon services, you get a 30-day free trial with the ability to unsubscribe at any time. Unless you’re a student, in which case you get six months free! So if you want to try Prime, sign up for your free trial here. Then lock all your doors and settle down on the sofa with these classics. (Pro tip: Do not go outside in your underwear if you hear a loud sound).

1) Freak yourself out with the movie that started it all. 

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Price on Amazon: $3.99+

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2) Fun drinking game: take a shot everytime someone reminds you it’s Friday the 13th. 

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Price on Amazon: $5.09

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3) Go on, go back to camp. 

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4) Play as any incarnation of Jason as you wish. 

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Price on Amazon: $39.99

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5) Another summer, another set of victims. 

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Price on Amazon: $3.99+

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6) The most horrific drinking goblet and Halloween accessory.

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Price on Amazon: $8.99

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9) Sucks to be a Jarvis. 

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Price on Amazon: $3.99+

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10) Be wary of port-a-potties. 

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11) Who’s side are you on: Tommy’s or Jason’s?

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12) You may as well just collect them all and make a day of it. 

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13) We know how much you loved camp. 

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