Get ready to spout lots of unacceptable headlines.
Fake news is a YUGE problem, even the President himself agrees. But fear not, we’re going to take care of it.
In the meantime, why not use this Halloween season to make a political statement? You don’t even need a platform. You just need a body and consent to wear a dress. Since it requires absolutely no assembly, you’ve also scored yourself the easiest costume out there. Believe me.
The dress is cut like a tank top, so you may get a little chilly. Or not. Since climate change is a total lie and another ruse being used by that deceptive Fake News Media! Gosh, aren’t they aware of the array of alternative facts this administration has collected and clearly vetted?
For covfefe‘s sake, we need to stop the rampant Fake News Media and start implementing legislation similar to Nambia’s. But that could take awhile. So if you want to be an upstanding citizen, you can start by making Halloween great again. Grab this costume through Yandy for $54.95 and make people giggle at your Halloween parties.
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