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Trump Chia Pet

Amazon

Not today. Not tomorrow.

Have you ever wanted to combine your love of politics with your love of gardening? Well, thanks to Chia’s “Freedom of Choice” pottery planters, now you can! 

Are you a Hillary supporter? Great! Rub some seeds on her head and watch it grow. Please avoid putting a headband on her though, that was not her best look. 

Are you riding the Trump train? You’re in luck too! With the Trump Chia planter, you can finally run for your fingers through his “hair.” Come on, you know you want to. 


No matter what happens at the end of this election, these Chia Pets will last a lifetime. (Or at least until you inevitably forget to water it.) They also make amazing Secret Santa gifts. You can get one for just $19.99 on Amazon. Racist uncles and politically correct aunts will love it.

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