death star pet den

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Take your pet to the dark side with a Death Star pet den

Good….good….boy.

Dec 8, 2020, 8:32 am*

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Jaime Carrillo

All cats are secretly megalomaniacal sociopaths. We know this to be true. Give them the cozy home of their dreams: this Death Star pet den. 

It’s the first pet den that takes inspiration from a sci-fi killing machine. It’s made of super soft Velboa, so it’s as cozy as it is sinister. When kitty blows up planets, kitty deserves to be comfortable. There’s even a cushion inside you can remove, if your cat wants to take a break from being nasty. Plus, with its non-slip base, it will never fall out of orbit. And while it’s made for evil cats, it certainly works for all manner of small pets. You know, like Chihuahuas.

This Death Star is available through Merchoid for $37.99. Nab one and make your furry Sith friends happy.

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*First Published: Mar 6, 2018, 11:27 am