When he’s not busy destroying planets and amputating the extremities of his long-lost children, Darth Vader spends his time brewing stouts. Celebrate the Sith Lord’s side hobby with the Vader’s Dark Side Empirical Stout T-Shirt.
This 100% cotton t-shirt bears the trademark of his flagship brew: Empirical Stout, crafted under the Sith Brewing Co. label. The beer is known for its unique blend of Jedi tears and bits of destroyed planetary matter, but it’s only available in a distant galaxy far, far away.
Luckily, you can get the shirt right here. Grab it for $17.99 from the Daily Dot store — that’s 28% off the original price of $24.99. We commend your good taste, young Padawan.
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