Make every trip to the toilet a fancy one with an affordable bidet

Say what you will about Europe, but they’re miles ahead of us as far as wiping is concerned. Clean yourself the fancy French way with a bidet.

There’s no need to install a second fixture into your bathroom. This bidet installs easily on any toilet. The high pressure faucet cleans your front and backside after you’ve done your business. When it’s not in use, it retracts so it doesn’t stick out like a sore thumb. Best of all, the self-cleaning feature ensures the utmost sanitary protection. Plus, with chrome plated controls it just looks so gosh dang fancy.

Clean yourself like a posh aristocrat and never touch a piece of toilet paper again. This affordable bidet is available on Amazon for only $34.79 (regularly $39.95).

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Jaime Carrillo

Jaime Carrillo

Jaime Carillo is a writer for Pure Nintendo and a plucky YouTube cook. He specializes in writing about console gaming and kitchen gadgets. It comes naturally, considering he's either wielding a massive cleaver or Switch Pro controller at any given point. When he's not cruising through a drive-thru at 2am, he's baking shokupan or whipping up a big pot of Japanese curry. He enjoys retro gaming, geopolitics, and Vic Berger videos.