a collage of nerdy handbags

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Your bag will say it all.

Before the Internet, geeks with a thirst for cool bags had a much harder time finding them outside of Hot Topic. Thanks to Etsy and other geek retailers, carrying your stuff in proper nerdy style is just a click away. 

In fact, the market is glutted, which gives us a new kind of problem: too much to choose from.

There are some real standouts if you know where to look. Here are a few of more rare and unusual options that will get you noticed.

1) Sailor Moon Luna/Artemis purses

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Japanese fashion line Samantha Vega released this Sailor Moon collaboration line in 2015, which sadly sold out almost immediately. But if you don’t mind a knockoff to get the same look, there are tons to be found.

Price on Amazon: $24.98

Buy it here

2) Totoro Box Clutch

Etsy

You could buy the cheap, mass-produced Totoro stuff that’s all over the mall there days, or you could buy this one-of-a-kind bag which no one else will have. 

Price on Etsy: $35

Buy it here

3) Attack on Titan backpack

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If you’re going to defend the human race against the unflappable jaws of massive Titans, you might as well do so with style. 

Price on Amazon: $29.01 

Buy it here

4) Harley Quinn “Property of Joker” bag

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This little bag is cool for two reasons. One, it’s appropriate to bring to dinner while also making a tongue-in-cheek reference about your fandom, and two, it would pair nicely with your Harley Quinn cosplay. 

Price on Amazon: $30.95

Buy it here

5) The Legend of Zelda shield backpack

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Your backpack is Link’s shield. If this isn’t the best damn thing since discovering the majesty of Hyrule Field, we don’t know what is. 

Price on Amazon: $34.99

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6) Harry Potter hybrid bag

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Sadly, this cute little wallet bag won’t fit a wand, but that shouldn’t keep you from showing it off when you finally visit the Wizarding World of Harry Potter.

Price on Amazon: $34.99

Buy it here

7) Vans Nintendo backpack

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Vans staked a claim on our wallets when it announced its Nintendo line earlier this year, dropping not only shoes but cool bags too. The rainbow Mario style is, by far, the best of the bunch.

Price on Amazon: $41.88

Buy it here

8) Klingon Messenger Bag

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Not only does this bag look extremely stylish, it also falls perfectly in line with the Klingon aesthetic. 

Price on Amazon: $75.95

Buy it here

9) Tardis purse

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There are a lot of Doctor Who purses in the wild, but having one that looks looks like a miniature Tardis is just too delightful. It’s a small bag, but we all know there’s more room on the inside. 

Price on Etsy: $85

Buy it here

10) The Neverending Story bag

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Other people will only get your bag if they are fans of the Neverending Story. But if someone else does get it, you’ll likely make a new friend on the spot. 

Price on Etsy: $160

Buy it here

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