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7 suction cup dildos that won’t budge no matter how hard you bounce

Welcome to the best dildo ride of your life.

Feb 18, 2020, 12:26 pm*

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Marisa Losciale 

Marisa Losciale

Anyone who’s used a suction cup dildo will tell you that they’re not the toy you skimp on. You might be able to settle for the cheaper lube or pack of condoms, but when it comes to suction dildos, you’re better off if you spend a little more.

Luckily, unlike vibrators, smart sex toys, and luxury masturbators, the dildos category is a bit simpler to design so it doesn’t experience the same drastic price fluctuations. Clearly, not all sex toys were created with financial accessibility in mind, so knowing that silicone suction dildos usually don’t retail for more than $25 is a breath of fresh air. And if they do cost more, there’s probably a good reason for the price hike (maybe it vibrates, “grows,” or it’s one of those squirting dildos).

What is a suction cup dildo?

Suction cup dildos are sex toys that you can attach to hard surfaces via their suction cup base (got wall-to-wall carpeting? You’ll want to check out this XBIZ Awards nominee called the TOM v2 suction dildo mount). This makes them uber-popular for solo masturbation sessions, but they’re also great for couples play since suction dildos leave both of you with a free hand and can be used with most O-ring strap-ons.

And if designed with pure silicone (which most of the good ones are), suction cup dildos are body-safe and waterproof. Since silicone dildos are usually girthier than G-spot vibrators and other penetrative sex toys for beginners, it’s recommended that you use them with lube to avoid causing micro-abrasions or other discomforts even if you don’t have a problem getting wet.

The best silicone suction cup dildos money can buy

1) The Duchess by Tantus

If you’re in need of the best vibrating dildo for beginners, look no further–the Duchess by Tantus has everything you need. Its bulbed head and flared base is ideal for anal play or those just figuring out penetrative pleasure, and the included waterproof bullet vibe is perfect for those who like a little more stimulation before they get going. Designed with 100% pure ultra-soft silicone, this toy is eco-friendly, hypoallergenic, boilable, bleachable, and dishwasher safe. Its base is both harness-compatible and a strong suction cup so how you choose to play is up to you!

Price: $64.99


2) Rusé by Blush Novelties

Maybe this ain’t your first rodeo and you want something more out of your next suction cup dildo. If that sounds like you, you’ll want to check out this thicker toy by Blush Novelties. Also designed with silicone, this slightly-curved dildo is girthier than most (with a near two-inch diameter). Its suction cup base is also harness-compatible for those looking to grow their strap-on collection.

Price: $21.51+


3) Rock Candy Suga Daddy 5.5-inch dildo

Not every suction dildo is strap-on compatible and usually, it’s not a big deal. But if you are someone who enjoys having the option to use a harness, you’ll want to grab a toy with a flared base like Rock Candy’s Suga Daddy silicone suction cup dildo. It can be used on its own or as a strap-on (you’ll just need to provide the belt) and comes in a few different sizes. I like the 5.5-inch version because it isn’t too small and still offers great control, the swirly ridges are an added bonus too!

Price: $16.87+


4) Paloqueth Realistic Dildo

Paloqueth’s 6.7-inch ultra-soft silicone dildo holds rank as one of the best realistic dildos on Amazon. Designed to mimic the real deal, this lifelike suction dildo features “raised veins” and solid silicone testicles for authentic texture and feel. This particular toy is strap-on compatible and even includes a convenient trial size water-based lubricant.

Price: $12.69 (regularly $18.99)


5) Jezebel’s Temptasia

Silicone dildos don’t all have to look the same–just take Jezebel’s Temptasia as an example. Its curved spine is ideal for exploring G-spot stimulation and instead of having a flared, circular base, the suction cup on this dildo is in the shape of a heart. This is absolutely adorable, but apparently not that strong according to Amazon reviewers. So if you’re willing to sacrifice sturdiness for style, this O-ring compatible dildo should tickle your fancy just fine!

Price: $14.21


6) Sensa Feel Dual-density dildo by Blush Novelties

This may not look like a realistic dildo, but it sure does feel like one and you can thank its dual-density design for that. Crafted with body-safe silicone, the Sensa Feel gives users one of the best dildo rides of their lives by utilizing two layers of silicone (instead of one solid slab) and a curved spine for unparalleled G-spot stimulation. The inner layer is much firmer than the outer layer, leaving users with an authentic and non-phallic sex toy.

Price: $21.98+


7) The Big Shot by Evolved Novelties

This disembodied squirting dildo is about as real as the fake stuff gets. Designed with silicone, the Big Shot suction dildo measures in at eight inches (six of those being insertable) and includes a vibrator as well as a cable for your choice of cum-like fluid (there are specific semen-mimicking lubes you can buy or you can just stick to your favorite). Using the two-button control, users can either alter the vibration settings or release the load (which according to Amazon reviewers is pretty hefty). Although the vibrator claims to be waterproof, users claim it’s more like splash-proof since submerging it causes it to function less efficiently. So maybe play it safe and don’t drag this bad boy into the bath with you.

Price: $62.27

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*First Published: Feb 17, 2020, 3:04 pm