Rachel Kiley
Rachel Kiley is a writer who sometimes writes things and sometimes is based in L.A., but is definitely always on Twitter @rachelkiley.
'You couldn’t pay me to drive a Tesla.'
On Feb 27, 2024 by Rachel Kiley
'If he doesn’t want it, he shouldn’t have taken the batch.'
On Feb 22, 2024 by Rachel Kiley
'I don’t understand what else to do.'
On Feb 20, 2024 by Rachel Kiley
'It’s not like you’re a health queen, granny.'
On Feb 15, 2024 by Rachel Kiley
'Sounds like you've met every single one of my Instacart delivery men.'
On Feb 13, 2024 by Rachel Kiley
'HOMEGOODS does it too!!'
On Feb 6, 2024 by Rachel Kiley
'If that’s all I’m eating, I’m getting it, OK?'
On Feb 1, 2024 by Rachel Kiley
'Yeah, I don't trust the banks anymore.'
On Jan 30, 2024 by Rachel Kiley
'I just casually told my husband this like I’ve known it my entire life and blew his mind.'
On Jan 25, 2024 by Rachel Kiley
'We got a line halfway down the aisle.'
On Jan 23, 2024 by Rachel Kiley
'The folks at the return desk will accept anything.'
On Jan 18, 2024 by Rachel Kiley
'He really said nah y’all working TODAY.'
On Jan 16, 2024 by Rachel Kiley
'I see the downfall of Sephora.'
On Jan 11, 2024 by Rachel Kiley
'I’ve been there for five days. Barely been trained. And I’m not working out?'
On Jan 9, 2024 by Rachel Kiley
'This is why I can’t work retail anymore people are exhausting.'
On Jan 4, 2024 by Rachel Kiley