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Elijah Watson


Elijah Watson is an internet culture and entertainment reporter. His work has been published by the Daily Beast, Vice, Complex, Bustle, Uproxx, and Okayplayer.

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Sneaky bird scares dude so bad he probably pissed himself

You never know what you're going to find in an air vent.

On Mar 28, 2016 by Elijah Watson

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Woman caught in high-speed chase tries to steal police cruiser

Almost.

On Mar 28, 2016 by Elijah Watson

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Never, ever ask this dude to Photoshop your picture

You've been warned.

On Mar 25, 2016 by Elijah Watson

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Truck collision in Florida covers highway with chips and beer

Party foul.

On Mar 23, 2016 by Elijah Watson

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Man turns a scan of his butt into a beautiful map

Butt maps. They're a thing.

On Mar 8, 2016 by Elijah Watson

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Jeb Bush is still running for president, according to his Twitter bio

Does he know something we don't?

On Mar 2, 2016 by Elijah Watson

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Pornhub’s first original film is an XXX ‘Full House’ parody

The streaming wars are heating up.

On Feb 26, 2016 by Elijah Watson

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Turns out you can order a Burger King Whopper with 718 pickles

Have it your way.

On Feb 25, 2016 by Elijah Watson

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Buying these stoner accessories sends money straight to Bernie Sanders

Bern, baby, Bern.

On Feb 24, 2016 by Elijah Watson

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The Internet can’t stop remixing this sleeping Kanye West photo

Meet 'Sleeping Kanye.'

On Feb 22, 2016 by Elijah Watson

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John Cena takes ponytail to the face from reporter snubbing him at Daytona 500

For once, he didn't interrupt.

On Feb 22, 2016 by Elijah Watson

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Using this pickup line will get you banned from Tinder

Yeah, don't do this.

On Feb 19, 2016 by Elijah Watson

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Donald Trump vs. Pope Francis heats up with #MakeTheVaticanGreatAgain

Let's settle this the old-fashioned way: on Twitter.

On Feb 19, 2016 by Elijah Watson

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Australian mystery senior resembles John Hammond from ‘Jurassic Park’

Whoa.

On Feb 18, 2016 by Elijah Watson

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Woman tweets the amazing stuff her boyfriend says in his sleep

What's with the apples?

On Feb 18, 2016 by Elijah Watson