Elijah Watson
Elijah Watson is an internet culture and entertainment reporter. His work has been published by the Daily Beast, Vice, Complex, Bustle, Uproxx, and Okayplayer.
Priorities.
On Apr 14, 2016 by Elijah Watson
Truly the most useless of birds.
On Apr 13, 2016 by Elijah Watson
Say goodbye to your precious lesbian fantasies.
On Apr 11, 2016 by Elijah Watson
He needs coffee baaaaad.
Things really are better under the sea.
Going down in style.
On Apr 8, 2016 by Elijah Watson
The Mighty Dogs.
On Apr 7, 2016 by Elijah Watson
Maybe it's time to stick to public-domain music?
On Apr 5, 2016 by Elijah Watson
Everybody's piling on.
On Apr 4, 2016 by Elijah Watson
Better idea: Just get so wasted you can't type at all.
On Apr 2, 2016 by Elijah Watson
No winners here.
On Apr 1, 2016 by Elijah Watson
This is how you attend a baseball game in style.
On Mar 31, 2016 by Elijah Watson
She won't be annoying any more felines anytime soon.
On Mar 30, 2016 by Elijah Watson
Bet she makes a strong cup of tea, too.
On Mar 29, 2016 by Elijah Watson
A little satire is a dangerous thing.
On Mar 28, 2016 by Elijah Watson