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Elijah Watson


Elijah Watson is an internet culture and entertainment reporter. His work has been published by the Daily Beast, Vice, Complex, Bustle, Uproxx, and Okayplayer.

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Couple just too drunk in love to notice armed robbery happening around them

Priorities.

On Apr 14, 2016 by Elijah Watson

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Angry seagull loses fight with his own reflection

Truly the most useless of birds.

On Apr 13, 2016 by Elijah Watson

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Porn site blocks everyone in North Carolina over anti-LGBT law

Say goodbye to your precious lesbian fantasies.

On Apr 11, 2016 by Elijah Watson

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Escaped goat makes a quick stop at Starbucks

He needs coffee baaaaad.

On Apr 11, 2016 by Elijah Watson

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This fighting game where you shoot crustaceans is so bad it’s actually awesome

Things really are better under the sea.

On Apr 11, 2016 by Elijah Watson

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Dudes fleeing L.A. police in car chase do donuts, stop for selfies

Going down in style.

On Apr 8, 2016 by Elijah Watson

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Watch these dachshunds try (and adorably fail) to play hockey

The Mighty Dogs.

On Apr 7, 2016 by Elijah Watson

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House of Pain rapper savages Donald Trump for playing ‘Jump Around’ at rally

Maybe it's time to stick to public-domain music?

On Apr 5, 2016 by Elijah Watson

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Donald Trump’s Hollywood star is covered in piss and s**t

Everybody's piling on.

On Apr 4, 2016 by Elijah Watson

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Sorry, no app can save you from your own drunk texts

Better idea: Just get so wasted you can't type at all.

On Apr 2, 2016 by Elijah Watson

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Extraordinarily drunk Scottish man gets into text argument with himself

No winners here.

On Apr 1, 2016 by Elijah Watson

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Baseball crowd goes wild for Phillies fan who brought his dog to the game

This is how you attend a baseball game in style.

On Mar 31, 2016 by Elijah Watson

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Girl gets wrecked after messing with a cat, proving that karma is real

She won't be annoying any more felines anytime soon.

On Mar 30, 2016 by Elijah Watson

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78-year-old grandmother deadlifts 225 pounds like it’s nothing

Bet she makes a strong cup of tea, too.

On Mar 29, 2016 by Elijah Watson

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Police arrest dude who made fake Facebook page for their department

A little satire is a dangerous thing.

On Mar 28, 2016 by Elijah Watson