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David Britton


David Britton is a writer and comedian based in Rhinebeck, New York who focuses on internet culture, memes, and viral news stories. He also writes for the Hard Times and is the creator of StoriesAboutWizards.com.

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U.S. National Parks are so broke, they’re now open to corporate sponsors

Might as well make the most of it.

On May 11, 2016 by David Britton

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Budweiser renames its beer ‘America,’ further ruining 2016

Make America Taste Like Piss Again.

On May 10, 2016 by David Britton

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Penguins run as fast as they can from annoying opera singer

They were just trying to take a nap.

On May 9, 2016 by David Britton

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Woman pulls her hair out by trying to eat corn off power drill

Do we even need to tell you not to try this?

On May 9, 2016 by David Britton

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Watch this hardcore bee pull a nail out of a brick wall

Yes. Really.

On May 4, 2016 by David Britton

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Go ahead and laugh at this little girl who got wrecked by a goose

She got away eventually.

On May 4, 2016 by David Britton

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This miniature Jurassic Park is home to a fearsome pet tortoise

But how long until he escapes?

On May 3, 2016 by David Britton

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Relax and enjoy this chill bear Photoshop battle

We should all be this relaxed.

On May 2, 2016 by David Britton

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Internet mourns beloved actor Bob Hoskins, who actually died 2 years ago

Time to be sad again.

On May 2, 2016 by David Britton

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We found the last, loneliest Blockbuster storeā€”on Twitter

You thought they were all gone. You were wrong.

On Apr 30, 2016 by David Britton

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Once again, Coast Guard rescues dude trying to walk across ocean in plastic bubble

Yeah, that's right... again.

On Apr 26, 2016 by David Britton

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15 years later, the viral legacy of Hyakugojyuuichi lives on

You definitely remember this.

On Apr 26, 2016 by David Britton

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Dirtbag hero trolls London marathoners with fake high-fives

That's one way to make a footrace less boring.

On Apr 25, 2016 by David Britton

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Dildo Drone is the future of hands-free masturbation

Just watch out for the propellers.

On Apr 21, 2016 by David Britton

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Despite overwhelming support, ‘Boaty McBoatface’ is dead

Why did they even bother to ask?

On Apr 19, 2016 by David Britton