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David Britton


David Britton is a writer and comedian based in Rhinebeck, New York who focuses on internet culture, memes, and viral news stories. He also writes for the Hard Times and is the creator of StoriesAboutWizards.com.

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Dude’s mindf**k photo thread is basically the ‘Inception’ of selfies

It just keeps going.

On Jun 13, 2016 by David Britton

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Man rescuing a baby hummingbird will give you hope for humanity

The world's not so bad, you guys.

On Jun 11, 2016 by David Britton

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Florida museum offers $500 reward for return of stolen gnome

Art imitates life. Life steals art.

On Jun 9, 2016 by David Britton

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Monkey robs jewelry store, escapes with 10,000 rupees

This guy puts cat burglars to shame.

On Jun 8, 2016 by David Britton

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The weird, rare, vintage photos of Donald Trump you haven’t seen yet

Trump like you've never seen him before.

On Jun 7, 2016 by David Britton

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Drunk driver trying to fool a breathalyzer is as sad as it is hilarious

His acting is the only thing worse than driving drunk.

On Jun 2, 2016 by David Britton

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No, this octo-rainbow isn’t real and we should have known better

Is one rainbow not good enough for us now?

On Jun 1, 2016 by David Britton

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You were lied to about ‘Street Sharks’

There was never a female Street Shark named Roxie.

On May 28, 2016 by David Britton

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Want to watch hours of flushing toilets? There’s a YouTube community just for you

It takes all kinds.

On May 24, 2016 by David Britton

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Seagull shoplifts bag of chips like a true dirtbag

It's like this seagull is just daring someone to say something.

On May 23, 2016 by David Britton

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Everyone’s buzzing about this Facebook page for bee memes

Welcome to the hive.

On May 22, 2016 by David Britton

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Surge vs. Mountain Dew is the soda war you’ve been waiting for

Pick a side.

On May 16, 2016 by David Britton

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This vicious road rage brawl is Houston at its finest

What a waste of a full drink.

On May 16, 2016 by David Britton

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14 years ago, Real Ultimate Power taught us everything we know about ninjas

Ever wonder where the whole 'Pirates vs. Ninjas' debate started?

On May 15, 2016 by David Britton

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British police blurred out these sheep’s faces to protect their identity

You can never be too careful.

On May 12, 2016 by David Britton