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David Britton


David Britton is a writer and comedian based in Rhinebeck, New York who focuses on internet culture, memes, and viral news stories. He also writes for the Hard Times and is the creator of StoriesAboutWizards.com.

Good luck catching Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson in Pokémon Go

That's some pretty harsh language for a kids game.

On Jul 26, 2016 by David Britton

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The butt suitcase will make you life easier, but at what cost?

Party up front, business in the rear.

On Jul 22, 2016 by David Britton

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These Australians made some pretty sick boats out of old beer cans

The best possible use for empty beer cans.

On Jul 18, 2016 by David Britton

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Lottery winner disguised himself as Baymax from ‘Big Hero 6’ to accept prize

Will it be enough to throw off thieves and relatives?

On Jul 14, 2016 by David Britton

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Little girl one-ups Matthew McConaughey car ad in her Barbie Jeep

She drives a Power Wheels because she likes it.

On Jul 14, 2016 by David Britton

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2 marines playing Pokémon Go help catch attempted murder suspect

He was probably working with Team Rocket.

On Jul 13, 2016 by David Britton

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Man’s TripAdvisor style review of his jail cell is surprisingly positive

But would he recommend it to a friend?

On Jul 11, 2016 by David Britton

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Want to know how people in different parts of the world take a shower? This meme is here to help.

TIL.

On Jul 10, 2016 by David Britton

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‘Conversations with a Real Bubbie’ is the unsolicited advice you need

From Tinder to Adele, this opinionated grandmother breaks it down.

On Jul 10, 2016 by David Britton

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Student builds elaborate apparatus to protect himself from smoking roommates

His roommates sound like jerks.

On Jul 9, 2016 by David Britton

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British baby learns the word ‘bollocks’ and nothing will ever be the same

Wait 'til grandma comes over.

On Jul 9, 2016 by David Britton

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Apple maps directs man to unopened bridge just in time for the ribbon cutting

He couldn't cross the bridge but he did get some free food.

On Jul 9, 2016 by David Britton

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Sassy girl gets owned by sassier peacock

She got too cocky.

On Jul 6, 2016 by David Britton

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Friendly fish jumps out of its tank and into dude’s shopping basket

Looking for its forever home.

On Jul 5, 2016 by David Britton

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Aren’t we all this depressed T-rex?

We could all learn something from this pathetic killing machine.

On Jul 1, 2016 by David Britton