david-britton

David Britton


David Britton is a writer and comedian based in Rhinebeck, New York who focuses on internet culture, memes, and viral news stories. He also writes for the Hard Times and is the creator of StoriesAboutWizards.com.

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Henry Phillips’ slow rise to being almost famous

Comedians love him, and the rest of the world is starting to catch up.

On Sep 1, 2016 by David Britton

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93-year-old pilot who broke the sound barrier will happily roast you on Twitter

The best advice on Twitter.

On Aug 31, 2016 by David Britton

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British Olympic team realizes that matching luggage wasn’t the best idea

It probably seemed like a great idea at the time.

On Aug 24, 2016 by David Britton

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When a hydraulic press battles a stick of dynamite, we all win

The YouTube crossover we've all been waiting for.

On Aug 15, 2016 by David Britton

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Almost 15 years ago, ‘Black People Love Us’ taught the internet how to troll

One of the web's earliest satirical sites still packs a punch.

On Aug 12, 2016 by David Britton

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Bottle flip by Olympic swimmer may be the best of 2016

How much talent can one dude have?

On Aug 9, 2016 by David Britton

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‘You vs. the guy she tells you not to worry about’ is fragile masculinity as a meme

I'm sure they're just friends.

On Aug 9, 2016 by David Britton

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This Olympic swimmer psychs himself up for races by flipping off his dad

Hey, whatever gets that gold.

On Aug 9, 2016 by David Britton

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Pennsylvania town not sure how to go on after Dunkin’ Donuts burns down

'It was the only thing this town has!'

On Aug 8, 2016 by David Britton

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Amazing sign reveals everything you aren’t allowed to do in Olympic Village toilets

Is swimming OK?

On Aug 8, 2016 by David Britton

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After critics trash ‘Suicide Squad,’ one person takes a stand… for that Kevin Spacey talking cat movie

Is nothing sacred to these people?

On Aug 5, 2016 by David Britton

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Angry man wants town’s statue of seagull with boobs removed

It's not like there are nipples!

On Aug 1, 2016 by David Britton

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People are searching for ‘Trump’ porn way more than ‘Clinton’ porn

What's going on with you, America?

On Jul 29, 2016 by David Britton

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Life-size Lego man with realistic skin is horrifying beyond words

Greetings from the bottom of the uncanny valley.

On Jul 27, 2016 by David Britton

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Man risks life to help bear with its head stuck in empty cheese ball container

It could have happened to any of us.

On Jul 26, 2016 by David Britton