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David Britton


David Britton is a writer and comedian based in Rhinebeck, New York who focuses on internet culture, memes, and viral news stories. He also writes for the Hard Times and is the creator of StoriesAboutWizards.com.

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Google doesn’t want you to know the identity of this cow

What secrets is it hiding?

On Sep 14, 2016 by David Britton

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Sir Mix-a-Lot found the best fudge factory in America

Put it on a plate.

On Sep 13, 2016 by David Britton

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Giant cruise ship blows off course, destroying tiny Sicilian marina

The onboard entertainment options just got way better.

On Sep 12, 2016 by David Britton

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Diver captures terrifying great white shark attack with GoPro

You're gonna need a bigger spear.

On Sep 12, 2016 by David Britton

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Apple users gave up porn just long enough to find out about the new iPhone

Don't worry, they went right back to watching porn.

On Sep 9, 2016 by David Britton

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Please vote to name this baseball team the Staten Island Pizza Rats

How can we decide between Pizza Rats and Bridge Trolls?

On Sep 9, 2016 by David Britton

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Mattress store’s ad for ‘Twin Towers Sale’ might be the stupidest idea ever

A king-sized mattress for the price of a twin? Are they nuts?

On Sep 9, 2016 by David Britton

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Bored couple at state fair get some excitement Photoshopped in

They needed help spicing up their dull relationship.

On Sep 8, 2016 by David Britton

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Andy Murray whacks innocent little butterfly with tennis racket

It was really bugging him.

On Sep 8, 2016 by David Britton

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Sarah Michelle Gellar is freaking out about this old fan theory about the ending of ‘Grease’

To be fair, it is a weird ending.

On Sep 8, 2016 by David Britton

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How an Instagram model has us questioning what’s real

How real do you need to be to be real?

On Sep 7, 2016 by David Britton

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Chipotle’s sad attempt to appeal to millennials is worse than food poisoning

They might as well post a burrito on a skateboard.

On Sep 7, 2016 by David Britton

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Norwegian church launches new website, and 25,000 members use it to quit

Atheism is just a few clicks away.

On Sep 6, 2016 by David Britton

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The Rock’s daughter pooped on his head

He's had worse.

On Sep 6, 2016 by David Britton

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Teen gets vomit-themed birthday cake to commemorate night of regret

Apparently, it was delicious.

On Sep 2, 2016 by David Britton