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David Britton


David Britton is a writer and comedian based in Rhinebeck, New York who focuses on internet culture, memes, and viral news stories. He also writes for the Hard Times and is the creator of StoriesAboutWizards.com.

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Woman gets a Facebook rando to kiss his tractor and send her pics

Guys will do anything to see boobs.

On Dec 15, 2016 by David Britton

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Meat the Canadian company with the quirkiest product descriptions on Earth

These guys really trimmed all the fat off their product descriptions.

On Dec 14, 2016 by David Britton

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Teen’s drugged-up email to her philosophy TA is a thing of beauty

Thank you Kevin, my dude.

On Dec 2, 2016 by David Britton

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The funniest things dads get mad about

Dads are weird, man.

On Nov 22, 2016 by David Britton

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Dude claims his mom paid $250 for this Squidward painting

Another man claims the story is fake.

On Nov 22, 2016 by David Britton

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‘U Name It’ challenge turns Thanksgiving dinner into a dance-off

Beans, greens, potatoes, tomatoes...

On Nov 16, 2016 by David Britton

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Julian Assange’s cat is prim, proper, and all grown up

The once-playful kitten is sporting a new, more serious look.

On Nov 15, 2016 by David Britton

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Coca-Cola’s new ‘Selfie-Bottle’ might be the dumbest selfie stick so far

Why is this a thing?

On Nov 15, 2016 by David Britton

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TFW everyone at the Halloween party is the Babadook

In 2014, the world was introduced to a terrifying monster. Now everyone is dressed like him.

On Oct 31, 2016 by David Britton

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A woman on Yelp complained about a bodega cat—and New Yorkers weren’t having it

No one likes a tattletale.

On Oct 26, 2016 by David Britton

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Almost 10 years ago, this cat asked for a cheeseburger—and changed the internet forever

It iz never be da sames.

On Oct 16, 2016 by David Britton

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15 years ago, the ‘Bonsai Kittens’ site led to an FBI investigation

Hilarious or Horrific?

On Sep 25, 2016 by David Britton

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What kind of animal is most likely to kill you?

Maybe just stay inside.

On Sep 17, 2016 by David Britton

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Donald Trump Jr. denies relationship with Pepe the Frog

Seems doubtful.

On Sep 16, 2016 by David Britton

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Man in the remote Australian Outback probably got his iPhone 7 before you

He's the talk of the town.

On Sep 16, 2016 by David Britton