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David Britton


David Britton is a writer and comedian based in Rhinebeck, New York who focuses on internet culture, memes, and viral news stories. He also writes for the Hard Times and is the creator of StoriesAboutWizards.com.

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Lay’s is somehow still dumb enough to ask the internet to name its potato chip flavors

Do yourself a 'flavor' and stop asking, Lay's.

On Feb 20, 2017 by David Britton

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Let President Trump express your message of love this Valentine’s Day

If only we could really make him say these things.

On Feb 14, 2017 by David Britton

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Superhero action figures throw an amazing rager in these sweet photos

It's the tiny party you wish you were invited to.

On Feb 13, 2017 by David Britton

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One man’s quest to buy every haunted item online

This Twitter account is not for the faint of heart.

On Feb 12, 2017 by David Britton

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Jenna Bush-Hager shares father’s post-9/11 words in response to Donald Trump

'Islam is peace.'

On Feb 1, 2017 by David Britton

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Drink your way through the Seven Kingdoms in this ‘Game of Thrones’-inspired bar

Tyrion would be proud.

On Jan 15, 2017 by David Britton

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Man’s hilariously fake ‘Trump era’ books crack up subway

These titles are much better than the originals.

On Jan 13, 2017 by David Britton

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Thieving squirrels have stolen nearly 50 candy bars from this convenience store

Too cute to prosecute.

On Jan 12, 2017 by David Britton

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This meteorologist had the perfect response to his daughter’s skeptical text

How can scorching burns and snow BOTH be in the forecast?

On Jan 10, 2017 by David Britton

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Someone made 2016 the fake horror film trailer it deserved

Things can only get better right?

On Dec 29, 2016 by David Britton

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College freshman handwrites entire ‘Bee Movie’ script for girlfriend’s Christmas present

Who said romance is dead?

On Dec 28, 2016 by David Britton

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People report their Hatchimals are saying ‘f**k me’

Surely it's not saying what it sounds like it's saying... right?

On Dec 28, 2016 by David Britton

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Stop what you’re doing and watch this man rap about giving his cat a bath

Rub-a-dub-dub. Gotta give my cat a scrub.

On Dec 21, 2016 by David Britton

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Deep sea fisherman shares pictures of his horrifying catches

Davy Jones! Shut thy locker!

On Dec 20, 2016 by David Britton

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Airline exposes YouTube prankster who claims he stowed away in a suitcase

This impossible prank is fake.

On Dec 16, 2016 by David Britton