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David Britton


David Britton is a writer and comedian based in Rhinebeck, New York who focuses on internet culture, memes, and viral news stories. He also writes for the Hard Times and is the creator of StoriesAboutWizards.com.

William H Macy and his doppelganger dog

Everyone loves this dog that looks like William H. Macy

The resemblance is uncanny. There's just no doubt about it.

On Aug 2, 2017 by David Britton

kumo the spider

Giant mechanical spider spurs holy terror at Catholic church

A giant robotic spider has some Catholics very upset.

On Aug 2, 2017 by David Britton

connect four basketball

Genius bros combine Connect Four and basketball—and it’s perfect

Connect Four, combined with basketball, seems like the greatest sport ever invented.

On Aug 2, 2017 by David Britton

Whitney Houston and Dane Miller, singing 'I have nothing'

9-year-old boy crushes Whitney Houston song

A nine-year-old boy somehow captures the raw of emotion of this Whitney Houston song.

On Aug 1, 2017 by David Britton

Coffin speaker

An interview with man who wants to let you tweet from beyond the grave

You can't get online after you die, but the Smart Coffin Twitter account will let you know how stupid it would be if you could.

On Jul 30, 2017 by David Britton

Cracker Barrel sign

This couple is one stop away from visiting every Cracker Barrel in the nation

It's a journey 40 years in the making.

On Jul 27, 2017 by David Britton

Snooty the manatee

A Confederate monument may be replaced by a statue of a manatee

Snooty the manatee was a beloved local fixture and tourism attraction.

On Jul 26, 2017 by David Britton

Winnie the Pooh

Winnie the Pooh is now banned in China

Can Piglet be far behind?

On Jul 17, 2017 by David Britton

Crown art exhibit

Woman destroys $200,000 worth of art taking a selfie

Nothing wrong with taking a few selfies at an art gallery. Just make sure to watch what you're doing.

On Jul 14, 2017 by David Britton

axe on ground

Axe-wielding man demands radio station play ‘My Axe’ by Insane Clown Posse

Waving an axe around is not the best way to convince a radio station to play your request.

On Jul 12, 2017 by David Britton

conor mcgregor suit

Conor McGregor’s custom suit is trolling at its finest

Conor McGregor's suit had special message for Floyd Mayweather.

On Jul 12, 2017 by David Britton

my handy design

Wonky AI program is cranking out some extremely odd phone cases

You search for the "old man with diarrhea" cell phone case has finally come to an end.

On Jul 11, 2017 by David Britton

checked beer

Man checks single can of beer for flight, becomes internet hero

Your first can of beer flies free on Qantas.

On Jul 11, 2017 by David Britton

arrest/proposal

Man finds time to propose to girlfriend while being arrested

If she says yes, it's got to be true love.

On Jul 10, 2017 by David Britton

diaper butt

Vegan restaurant patrons dismayed by sight of kid’s butthole

Butts aren't vegan.

On Jul 8, 2017 by David Britton