Braden Bjella
Braden Bjella is a culture writer. His work can be found in Mixmag, Electronic Beats, Schon! magazine, and more.
'Then they [tip] 20%…. A single $1.'
On Mar 28, 2024 by Braden Bjella
'It's a complete lie.'
On Mar 27, 2024 by Braden Bjella
'It's literally dangerous to drink without hydrating.'
'I would Afterpay a house if they let me.'
'Half the time they charge me for it and dont give it to me.'
On Mar 26, 2024 by Braden Bjella
'Gosh dang can’t use nothing.'
On Mar 23, 2024 by Braden Bjella
'Now I understand why my car manual was saying I could use midgrade, but I should really be using premium.'
'Like wtf am I bout to steal out HOBBY LOBBY BE SO FR.'
'This is the most complicated gas pumps ever.'
On Mar 22, 2024 by Braden Bjella
'I have to pay my membership fee, why should others not have to.'
'This is actually the best ad you could've made for this.'
On Mar 21, 2024 by Braden Bjella
'I'd rather go to the petrol station. Life is too short.'
'They absolutely tell the front end people to pick 5 stars.'
On Mar 20, 2024 by Braden Bjella
'I've seen her at Target a few times.'
'I have to pay a subscription to tracks my subscriptions.'