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Henri the cat's got a suitor, and she's not playing hard to get. 

Henri the cat's got a suitor, and she's a saucy little minx.

Thanks to YouTuber Lizzi Reid and her giggly friend Adrian, the Internet can now delight itself with Anais Mittins, a lonesome, lovestruck kitten who spends her days betrothed in "literature, the study of human behavior, chemistry, phenomenology, and string theory."

 

We quickly learn that Mittins's plight is the product of her marriage, one that does as much to thwart her hopes and dreams as it does to mire her in boredom.

"I choose a man who compels my strength, who makes enormous demands on me, who does not doubt my courage or toughness, who does not believe me to be naive or innocent," she admits. "Who has the courage to treat me… like a queen. Alas, I still find myself spending time searching for you."

You, of course, is Henri, one of YouTube's most beloved felines, a tortured soul who knows not his purpose on this great, green Earth. Mittins wants nothing more than to be with him. She sleeps to dream of him.

"Only a kitten in love can see the greatness of a tom such as you, Henri," she says.

Annais, nous pleurons pour vous.

Photo via YouTube

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