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Netflix customer service tweeted about its streaming service being down in the early afternoon. As of this writing, they've yet to tweet out any updates.
There's also plenty of people who don't give a shit about the sex part and just want to rekindle their relationship with Netflix. People are panicking globally, taking to downdetector to commiserate.
In the words of Netflix, the Daily Dot will update you when the streaming service finally gets its shit together. Stay strong, fam.
Update 5:49pm CT Oct. 1: Netflix is back. You can stop panicking now.