Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's insufferable pregnancy announcement is also spawning something equally terrible: Twitter parody accounts.
A plethora of humorless, dull, moronic accounts popped up overnight in celebration.
Most of the accounts followed the same stupid jokes: the fetus is already wealthier than you, Kim's well-known sexual past, changing every word with a C in it to a K. Good stuff.
Here are the five worst Kimye baby parody Twitters to make you rethink life and cement (kement?) your Kardashian loyalty with Mason and Scott Disick.
1) @kimyefetus / 946 followers
(Warning: NSFW for a TwitPic of Ray J.'s penis.)
2) @kimyesfetus / 0 followers
3) @KIMYESBABY / 625 followers
4) @TheKimyeBaby / 6 followers
5) @kimyebabyy / 20 followers
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