Daily Fluff: Dog celebrates in style

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Guess who just graduated from obedient school? 

Sammy, a golden retriever from Bethesda, MD, has a lot to celebrate: he just graduated from obedience school summa cum laude with a degree in Car Chasing and a minor in Barking.  With a perfect 4.0 grade point average, Sammy aced all his exams, including scoring a school record on his Advanced Fetch final.

According to friends, the pup painted the town red last night in celebration, hitting all his favorite night spots and dropping two bills on champagne.  

“Oh he’s earned it,” said friend Kerri Maxwell.  ”We’re all very proud.”

Via deepgreen0627

Little girl keeps 6 hungry pit bulls in line as she prepares their meal
This 4-year-old girl could probably give the Dog Whisperer a run for his money. Mealtime for dogs is always something of a production. When you own six pit bulls, it’s akin to an entire Broadway show in terms of effort and entertainment. One 4-year-old whose family owns six hungry pit bulls decided to take charge over their meal time, and as you can see below, she used the power of the kibble to gain complete control over the situation.
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