NBA superstar Draymond Green, whose name is literally synonymous with ball punching, must’ve been pretty preoccupied when he sent out a raunchy Snapchat to his countless followers on Sunday afternoon.
A photo of Green’s penis made its way to the “Stories” section after the Team USA player basically fucked up at privately sending his junk. Green claimed being hacked but later recanted his statement and has since apologized.
https://twitter.com/Money23Green/status/759781142941753345
Draymond Green said he pushed the wrong button regarding an inappropriate picture on snapchat. He apologized for the incident.
— Calvin Watkins (@calvinwatkins) July 31, 2016
For thirsty basketball fans, the NSFW snap was a gift from the nut puncher himself. Those who actually give a fuck about privacy were pretty mortified. And the internet? Well, it did what it always does when someone royally misuses technology: it roasted the shit out of him.
Draymond: "I was hacked"
— Travon (@Travon) July 31, 2016
Twitter: pic.twitter.com/65gMPc9Hns
https://twitter.com/intjWallyWest/status/759816432242745344
https://twitter.com/BigMannTing_/status/759815425525899266
Draymond Green pic.twitter.com/OLw3u6McOk
— Barrett Fontana (@bFonz) July 31, 2016
From dick kicks to dick pics: the Draymond Green story
— Brandon Mariano (@15bmariano) July 31, 2016
It’s unclear whether Green was low key supporting the dicks out for Harambe movement, though activists desperately want it to be true. Sure, Green’s mistake and hacking claim were cringe-worthy. What could really save face for the power forward, who’s been doing God’s work when it comes to trolling his teammates on the social media app, is coming out in favor of such a worthy cause.
If anything, it’s far more believable than being too horny to hit the right button.