The Onion News Network brings you breaking news so fresh that they have no idea what's actually happening.

Every evening, the Daily Dot delivers a selection of links worth clicking from around the Web, along with the day's must-see image or video. We call it Dotted Lines.

Above: Leave it to the Onion to be first on the scene to... well, they're not exactly sure what.

Promoted Stories Powered by Sharethrough
the onion
Facebook thinks you don't know what satire is, will show you
First, Facebook came for our emotions. Now, they’ve come for satire. We’ve all seen at least one: the person in your Facebook News Feed who thinks an Onion story is real and is outraged, which is hilarious. So Facebook decided to take a stand and protect users from satire.
From Our VICE Partners

Pure, uncut internet. Straight to your inbox.

Thanks for subscribing to our newsletter!