He was plotting his escape five minutes in.

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According to numerous reports and yet-to-be-identified local cat was subjected to a full 20 minutes of forced cuddle time this afternoon.  He reportedly was okay with it for the first five minutes or so, but then began to squirm and give onlookers the stink-eye.

“You could tell he wasn’t happy,” said one source close to the situation.  ”He was already plotting his escape a few minutes in.”

Once the kitty was free of his ordeal, said our source, he ran a few feet, stopped and then gave himself a good all-over cleaning.

Via coconeko.

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