Daily Fluff: Dog misreads calendar, thinks Dec. 5 is Christmas

Dec. 5, Dec. 25… Really, who's counting?

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Local dog Marlowe bounded down the stairs in full reindeer regalia Wednesday morning, ready to dive into a pile of presents. Trouble is, today’s not Christmas.

“Her calendar was about 20 days off,” says Jenny Hicks, a source familiar with the situation. “Not sure if she was reading it in dog years, or what. But, she was pretty embarrassed when we broke the news to her.”

Via wil.

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