Cat convicted on 2 counts of money laundering

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There appears to be some dispute over the meaning of "laundering."

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A federal judge has found local cat Roxie guilty of money laundering. The two-count conviction came down early Tuesday after a four-month trial.

“My client has done nothing wrong or immoral,” says Sal Maser, attorney for the defendant. “That cash was absolutely filthy. It just needed a spin cycle.”

Much of the case has centered around the meaning of “laundering” in a legal context, though many experts expect the ruling to stick.

“We certainly plan to appeal. We’ll take this to the Supreme Court if we have to,” Maser added.

Via Ca$hCats

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