Posted on May 14, 2014 Updated on May 31, 2021, 7:43 am CDT
Oh, hello there. If you’re reading this, you’re wasting precious time. Please skip directly to the video of a hedgehog snoring, conveniently embedded below. We’ll wait.
Did you watch it? Great. I think we can all be proud of what we’ve accomplished here. Tell your boss you’re taking the afternoon off, and godspeed.
Miles Klee is a novelist and web culture reporter. The former editor of the Daily Dot’s Unclick section, Klee’s essays, satire, and fiction have appeared in Lapham’s Quarterly, Vanity Fair, 3:AM, Salon, the Awl, the New York Observer, the Millions, and the Village Voice. He's the author of two odd books of fiction, 'Ivyland' and 'True False.'