Redditor Franziaaaa has a friend who made a toupée out of hair brushed from her canine friend and tried the furry creation out on her dad. If anything, this rug looks better and fuller than Trump's hair has in decades. Franziaaaa posted a photo of his friend's dad to r/pics.
This dog-hair stylist has a career in making pieces for balding men. Trump should hit her up ASAP.