13-year-old on Tinder just wants to vape and chill

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Would you swipe right?

Hey everybody, meet Christopher. He's an 18-year-old student. He's on Tinder. Would you swipe right on this prospective love interest?

OK, sorry, we lied. Christopher is actually only 13. Yeah, he's on Tinder, but he's just trying to vape and chill. He's pretty clear about that. Look at this teen with his chicken-scratch handwriting: "I just wanna vape and chill." 

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Christopher, you shouldn't be on Tinder, and you shouldn't be vaping. And as far as chilling goes—oh, never mind. You'll find out when you're older.   

H/T terrbible/Tumblr

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