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Stoya's dad is mad because he can't stream smut without seeing a sex toy modeled after his daughter's ladyparts. There's a solution.

It's one of a parent's worst fears realized: Your daughter becomes one of the most popular porn stars on the planet, and now you can't stream smut without seeing a sex toy modeled after her ladyparts. 

The father of Stoya, the 2009 Starlet of the Year (that's according to Adult Video News (AVN), the X-Rated Critics Organization (XRCO), and XBIZ), laments that his daughter's career choice ruined porn for him.

The 27-year-old adult actress, recently profiled by Amanda Hess in the Village Voice, told HuffPost Live's Ricky Camilleri that her father was none too pleased with the fact that he could no longer visit some of the Internet's most popular porn-streaming sites.

He's not upset about her career choice, though. "My dad is purely just angry that I ruined porn for him," said Stoya, laughing.

"He says, like, if he goes to, like, RedTube or something, there's always, like, an ad for my Fleshlight that he inevitably runs into. It's like, 'Aaahhh! My eyes!'"

For the unfamiliar—and, really, in this day in age, that's kind of impressive—a Fleshlight is a sex toy created for men meant to resemble a woman's nether regions.

One piece of advice to Stoya's dad: install AdBlock.

Photo via Michael Dourasch/Flickr

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