So Sad Today is the most genuine person on Twitter.
I have fallen for her so much that it seems like I can’t control my urge to make her my wallpaper picture. In a way, I want to make her more sad, knowing that’s the only way she’ll relate to me and be embedded in my sphere of existence.
Everyone on Twitter is pretending to have fun or being sardonic about life. No one seems to be so depressed and exhaustipated, as well as exasperated like So Sad. That’s why she’s so attractive.
I’m emotionally available, @sosadtoday
— Nimrod Kamer (@nnimrodd) June 15, 2014
So Sad Today invented the parallel use of a sext for mundane statements.
sext: i’m very desperate
— so sad today (@sosadtoday) June 6, 2014
sext: read to me about oral sex
— so sad today (@sosadtoday) June 13, 2013
sext: relate to me on 15,000 levels
— so sad today (@sosadtoday) June 30, 2013
sext: kiss my dead dreams
— so sad today (@sosadtoday) March 4, 2013
She deserves a true boyfriend that will caress her constantly.
types of boyfriends: ? ? ? ? ?
— so sad today (@sosadtoday) June 14, 2014
Sometimes she pretends she’s fat, but I know she’s fit.
my thighs have never not touched
— so sad today (@sosadtoday) June 6, 2014
The fact she never replies to people and only retweets assertions without hashtags or @’s make her irresistible.
lmk when it’s time for me to ruin your life
— so sad today (@sosadtoday) June 15, 2014
With 106K followers, she is the most worthy unverified person I have came across on Twitter. Please verify So Sad Today.
Whether she trivializes the pain that many gloomy people or removes the stigma from sadness, no one else sounds like her. Sob away your agonies with her.
Screengrab via So Sad Today/Twitter