chocolate chip cookie dick

Illustration by Max Fleishman

Shapes are hard.

Out of all the accidentally dick-shaped things in the world, Amazon's “Somewhere Over the Rainbow Pot O' Gold St. Patricks Day Cookie Cutter” wouldn't even crack the top million. 

Still, it looks a bit like a flaccid dick attached to hairy balls, and that's good enough for the internet. Check out the (almost universally positive) reviews for this monstrosity.

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If this is the kind of reaction a rainbow cookie cutter gets, just imagine what people would make of a double rainbow. Oh, and if you've got some extra dough on hand, Amazon has you covered:

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Can we get some confirmation that the “rainbow” cookie cutter is even capable of what it advertises?

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Damn, even that just looks like an old dong with an especially festive condom on it. Guess the bake sale is ruined. 
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