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Photo via Push For Pizza (Licensed)

How is this not already a thing?

You know when you're done demolishing a pizza and you really want to fold the box up and smoke weed out of it? Anyone? Anyone? 

NYC designer Nikolas Gregory is hoping those people are out there, himself included. Gregory told the New York Daily News that his idea for the Pizza Pipe came to him while he was eating pizza. Naturally, he reached out to pizza-ordering app Push For Pizza with a plan to combine a pipe and a box. 

The pizza pipe prototype shows a box with a small square of cardboard cut out, which serves as your pipe. So yes, you have to figure out how to make it into a usable pipe, which might turn some stoners off. Also, it seems like it's more of a one-time use kind of deal. 

Push For Pizza


Push For Pizza

In a statement, Push For Pizza co-founder Cyrus Summerlin said he's aware that people order pizza when they're high:
The pizza is in hand before the munchies set in, leading to a more relaxed and enjoyable experience without the interminable delay of its delivery or the pain of gnawing hunger.

So poetic. As Death and Taxes points out, this news is coming conveniently close to 4/20. There are also no actual pizza pipes for sale, which renders this more of an ad for Push For Pizza than anything else. However, if the public is hungry enough for this combo, Gregory said they might cook something up.

H/T Death and Taxes 

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