When the Pokémon Company announced the new starter monster for Pokemon Sun & Moon back in May, the internet roasted the hell out of them. Some were excited for Rowlet, the round owl, but everyone hated Popplio, the smug-looking seal.
On Tuesday, we finally got to see what these unfortunate creatures evolve into:Meet Dartrix, Torracat, and Brionne. They... are garbage. Dartrix evolved from the cute and chubby Rowlet, who was the only new starter people seemed positive about. Looks like that's ruined now. RIP Rowlet. And Torracat, the new evolution of Litten the fire kitten, is getting roasted too—for being too conservative.
And what's that on its neck?People do really want to see porn of Torracat, though, so I guess it's got that going for it. Hoo boy. OK, moving on to Brionne, who evolves from the much-maligned circus seal, Popplio. The critics are surely going to destroy this one, right?
Well, actually...There's certainly plenty of hate for Brionne, but most of it seems to be centered on how "feminine" the evolution looks. For the most part, though, Brionne's not getting roasted like Popplio did. On the contrary, Brionne's got many vocal defenders, some of whom have supportively claimed her as a trans girl Pokémon. Sometimes, the opinions evolve with the Pokémon. Other times, though, it's just a bigger Litten.