I remember being in elementary and middle school and my peers having crushes on cartoon characters. Kim Possible, Penny Proud, and LaCienega Boulevardez were some of the most talked about by all the guys. You could blame it on being a kid and having a vivid imagination, but adults actually have crushes on cartoon characters too.
https://twitter.com/AH64EVII/status/774818724834451456
https://twitter.com/phanarchist/status/412805285451800577
https://twitter.com/hauchu/status/351206121194803200
In particular, the green M&M. Many tweets populating the internet refer to the green M&M as a modern-day sex symbol. Yes, people actually, constantly talk about wanting to fuck a chocolate candy.
https://twitter.com/Aidan_Danaher/status/769736246713315328
Does the green M&M have a sex tape yet?
— Henry Gammill (@HenryGammill) August 22, 2016
I want to have as much sex appeal as the green m&m
— kales (@kayleyash) March 20, 2016
https://twitter.com/retardsama/status/774799489932460032
https://twitter.com/KillEveryGamer/status/774084524711882753
https://twitter.com/Wiifab/status/773053692757020672
https://twitter.com/colin_bot/status/774547503278501888
[Early 1990s, the M&M boardroom, an ad executive unveils the Green M&M character]
— hotter than Ann Richards (@enagurney) August 7, 2016
people will wanna have sex with this candy the end
Kicked out of the m&m's store for having the sex with all the green ones.
— Alan Starzinski (@Alanstarzinski) June 11, 2016
https://twitter.com/qlgingerblade/status/752788631991914496
the green m&m is hot as fuck and knows it and is also a super educated feminist who will embarrass you if you even try to talk down to her
— domestic jötunn (@kingratbaby) August 10, 2016
https://twitter.com/heyginaaa/status/774786897478492160
https://twitter.com/MlSOGYNY/status/631321786534113281
https://twitter.com/danidothedishes/status/774348188979298304
The green M&M has it all. Not only is she one of the only two women in the group, but her high-heel boots, thick eyelashes, and big eyes mimic that of modern beauty standards. She appears to be younger and more flirtatious than Ms. Brown, the other female M&M, whose eyes are hidden by glasses and who always appears to be bored.
if i did have sex with the brown m&m id have to just stick to oral :)
— citrus smart arc (@bunpronouns) September 6, 2016
https://twitter.com/badfeelguy/status/646672026896334849
I wonder what its like for the brown female M&M to have sex.
— shon rambally (@Islandboy228) January 4, 2013
Would you smash either, though? If so, you’re certainly not alone.
https://twitter.com/_ready_steady_/status/774087347801468928