Celebrate National Pig Day by cooking bacon. That's like marking Elvis's birthday by injecting drugs and cheeseburgers into people sitting on toilets.
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Who has the best job in the world? Some beloved Hollywood A-lister? A respected scientist, perhaps, who has personally contributed to the advancement of human knowledge?
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