Why did nobody tell me that Kevin Love is hot?

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Oh god, that ESPN Body Issue.

Sitting down with a stack of reheated Domino's pizza slices and nice cold Bud Light Straw-Ber-Rita, I was about to watch Game 7 of the NBA Finals. Up until Sunday, I was largely tuned out to what was happening in the world of sportsball. But with all the drama from Game 6, I decided it was time to see what was going down. And as a chubby 6th grader, I played center for a community basketball team, so I was well-prepared for this historic occasion—or so I thought.

Because even before the tip-off, my jaw dropped and a cheesy barbecue chicken morsel almost fell from my mouth when I spotted a bearded Adonis in one of those Cleveland hype videos. There was this hot blocking shots, adorned in wine and gold. His name: Kevin Love.

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Now, I'd probably heard the name Kevin Love before. Maybe something in relation to LeBron James? They are teammates, after all. Or maybe I just thought I had because of Courtney Love or something. Either way, he's hot. Was I the last person to find this out? Why did none of my "friends" tell me he was hot? I could've been watching the Cavs all season long.

Immediately I began my research on this Kevin Love.

This is what my internal monologue probably sounded like: 

Oh my god he's 6' 10", that's so hot. So people like don't like him? Or they do like him? Something about how he plays defense. Whatever, his salary is apparently $21.17 million. Holy shit, his salary is  $21.17 million. Oh, look, he's from California! Samesies. OK, let's see what other pics he's in.

His Instagram did not disappoint. Take a gander at this handsome man.

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Damn, the guy can even pull off a mustache.

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"Better than the real thing" Jackie Moon 🏆🏆🏆

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Seriously, why did nobody tell me Kevin Love was hot? Here is this basketball god who could melt anyone with a smile, and we want to talk about his defensive game? That seems to really be missing the point. He's a tall glass of water. Like, a really, really tall glass of water. Probably in one of those Starbucks 31-oz. Trenta cups. 

But as I came across more and more hot pics of Kevin Love, I also became wary, since he's always seen with facial hair. What was hiding under that beard? No worries, we're in the clear. Maybe not as hot, but still hot:

Why do we create so many basketball memes when we can just talk about how hot Kevin Love is? He could foul me any day *insert smirky emoji here* as long as he didn't cause any permanent damage or anything with his giant stature. 

And, oh my god—the dude was in ESPN's 2015 Body Issue? Was I seriously the last one to find out about this fine speciman? Really, shame on everyone for the lack of a PSA about how hot Kevin Love is. 

@ESPN Body Issue 2015 #bodyissue http://www.espn.com/bodyissue

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And the Cavs won Sunday night. Woohoo! That's nice. Good for Kevin. And the rest of his team, too. Don't even know how Kevin did in the game. But I do know he celebrated like a true champ: with a high-pressure shower of nice cold beer. You deserve it Kevin.
Conclusion: Kevin Love is hot. 
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