dick contouring

Screengrabs via Mimi / Tumblr Remix by Max Fleishman

An amazing transformation.

What's the secret to a flawless contour and highlight routine? A bunch o' dicks.

Tumblr user and makeup expert Mimi Duong has caught the attention of the internet with her "hoe's contour and highlight routine." See how she really uses the natural shape of the human face to outline the balls and head of a juicy cock? This is truly hoeism at its finest.

And the most magical part about this transformation is definitely when she's able to hide these phallic objects under another layer of makeup. So when she's out and about, she knows about all the dicks drawn on her face but nobody else will. It's like her own little dirty secret. 

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The video has racked up over 35,000 views in less than 24 hours since being posted. That must mean that there's legions of contour aficionados out there now with several dicks hidden on their faces.

Beautiful. 

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