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What have you done for Harambe lately? It's a question countless folks ask themselves on a daily basis and certainly something I contemplate on the regular. My last Harambe tribute came in the form of a press request to Orlando Bloom's publicist. You know, just to see if he's in support of the dicks out for Harambe movement.
That lone email is nothing compared to an entire football season, which is precisely what Boston College QB Patrick Towles is gifting the fallen gorilla when he takes the field this year.Boston College was an absolutely abysmal team last season, winning a mere three games and losing every single ACC match-up. A hail Mary to Harambe may be exactly what the Eagles need to go all the way.
The college football subreddit has already sang its support of Towles, who made his announcement in an Instagram post on Thursday.