'Cheap bastard' Eric Trump stole lemonade from a Vegas In-N-Out

Eric Trump, alleged lemonade thief

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Does that make him smart?

The Trump family sure enjoyed their trip to Las Vegas for the final presidential debate. Rejected Voldemort prototype Eric Trump decided to take a day and enjoy the sights and sounds of Sin City.

But all that idle sitting while watching his father fuck with a microphone on Wednesday night sure helped Eric work up an appetite. So he headed to the In-N-Out near the strip and got to chowing down.

How do you celebrate after a big @realdonaldtrump win?! #InNOut 😜🍔🍟#teamtrump #MAGA 🇺🇸

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Eric’s got the social media presence of a wet Valpack gathering mold in a mailbox, so his wife shared their little adventure. And so did a fan.
It’s unclear what the Trumps ordered, but it sure as hell looks like Eric stole some of In-N-Out’s signature lemonade like a conspicuous asshole. In-N-Out’s branding is unmistakeable, to the point that even CSI has mocked it up for its Vegas iteration. Hell, CSI has even namedropped In-N-Out. The only shit they’re serving in a clear plastic cup is good ol’ H2O.

We all know what you’re doing, Eric. Cheap bastard.

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