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What was he thinking?

This article contains sexually explicit material. 

Looking for some tasty new bait to get the fish biting? Dudes, go ahead and use the piece of meat sitting between your legs for the greatest catch—it certainly worked for this guy.

Footage shows a very naked Russian dude successfully luring a fish with his dick. Nope, we can't make this up. You'll be flabbergasted after seeing this guy jump into the water and emerge with a finned fella sucking on his penis. 

(And if you want to watch the extremely NSFW uncensored version—because of course you do—here it is.)

Now, men have been sticking their dicks in things since the beginning of time. The year 2014 in particular was pretty big for putting your penis in stuff, from the guy who got a blowjob from a carp to the teen who fucked a warm Hot Pocket

At any rate, we have new survival method to try whenever the world eventually ends.

H/T BroBible

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