Look at you, Donald Trump. You became president! Do you even know what the president does? Or that it takes thousands to staff the White House and that the outgoing administration’s workers don’t just come with the place like servants?
Forget all that shit. Not important when your whole being exudes MAGA.
What you do know is that it’s every president’s birthright to have an incredibly stupid conspiracy theory made up about them. You helped bestow President Obama with one, skipping hand-in-hand with the forgettable Orly Taitz towards the burgeoning birther movement.
That shit sure took off, Donald. In fact, it was yuge! So tremendous that it’s coming back into style. And guess who’s at the center of it? You!
'Pakistani news channel claims Donald Trump was born in Pakistan as Dawood Ibrahim Khan.' https://t.co/2CVoao3zV5 pic.twitter.com/duTjhsQQCr
— Dhruva Jaishankar · ध्रुव जयशंकर (@d_jaishankar) November 14, 2016
According to this Pakistani Channel, #DonaldTrump was born in Pakistan & his real name is DawoodIbrahim. Lol!!! pic.twitter.com/4eOmXYjOqM
— Priya Gupta (@priyagupta999) November 12, 2016
In the Ultimate Irony, There are Rumours #DonaldTrump was Born in Pakistan https://t.co/K1G8ulfWOK#MTVLebanonNews pic.twitter.com/hFjga8mjko
— MTV Lebanon News (@MTVLebanonNews) November 16, 2016
Was Donald Trump Born in Pakistan? lol https://t.co/2ND3J8xKH5
— Huma Dar (@baalegibreel) November 16, 2016
What up, Dawood?