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It's exactly what it sounds like.

Thanks to technology, there are countless ways in which we can pleasure ourselves. Unfortunately, the Dildo Hoverboard is not one of them.

Still, there’s a YouTube video promoting a new device—the Dildo Hoverboard—that promises to “make your commute to work a lot more fun.” The short clip features a woman riding around the city on a hoverboard as an attached dildo does its work. “The easy-to-use control panel lets me pick my favorite thrusting speed and rhythmic vibration,” she explains, making a face of on-the-go rapture.

While we wouldn't be shocked to see an actual device like this, the Dildo Hoverboard is joke from Michael Krivicka, who also gave us the Dildo Drone, the Dildo Selfie Stick, and other faux dildo products that are sure to become reality in the foreseeable future. After all, considering that Manhattan has its own masturbation booth, anything is possible.
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