2 comedians tried to have a conversation while sitting on vibrators

Nikki Glaser

Screengrab via Comedy Central

‘You can call me Splash Mountain.’

By now you’ve seen Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee, Jerry Seinfeld’s popular webseries in which he cruises around and chats up his famous friends. Nikki Glaser put her own spin on the concept for her Comedy Central show, Not Safe with Nikki Glaser, except hers involves sex toys—and it’s absolutely delightful.

To make matters even more interesting, Glaser and her friend and comedian Sara Schaefer handed off the controls to the Magic Wand vibrators they were discreetly sitting on to others offscreen. That their conversation centered around squirting makes it all that much more enjoyable to watch. In reminds me a bit of Clayton Cubitt's Hysterical Literature, but it’s totally safe for work. I think. 

H/T BroBible

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