Charlie Sheen's embattled sperm may have survived an otherwise toxic mixture of cocaine, testosterone, and tiger blood 23 years ago to impregnate a Norwegian stewardess. 
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This guy got 1 million likes, which means he's about to get laid
It only took 18 hours and 1 million likes, but in that time, Norway's Petter Kverneng went from hopeless to hopeful to downright ecstatic. That's because Petter Kverneng has now been granted the opportunity to sleep with a girl who's long since held him in the friendzone—and he's got Facebook to thank.
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